Episodes of The Irrelevant Show from CBC Radio

The most ass-kicking lyrics ever written, as read in the gentle style of Canada’s beloved storyteller. And the saddest song about ice cream you’ll ever hear. Do you like your medication cheap and unlabelled? Come to Jerry’s House of Loose Pills!

Kieran Martin Murphy sings a beautiful ballad about his new home town on Vancouver Island. Meet Carol, the woman who wants Benedict Cumberbatch to be her Emergency Contact. And new commandments for 2015.

A musical tribute to the moment that makes every man flinch. Announcing a breakthrough in contraception – the birth control pill for men! Could a Canadian team win the Stanley Cup this year? Find out why the chances just got a lot better.

Meet the one guy in Newfoundland who’s bad at telling stories. God is mad and he needs to tell you why. And Kieran Martin Murphy sings about karaoke heroes and their moment in the spotlight.

Helpful directions that use the REAL landmarks of Vancouver, Edmonton and Regina. Aliens have attacked during an NHL game. Now it’s time for the post-game press conference. And It’s about time someone sang a traditional Canadian folk song about bloggers.

Jocelyn Ahlf sings a Joni Mitchell-style song about the carnage of a Boxing Day sale. What we think Oilers hockey games will be like in fifteen years. Meet Rick, the guy who thinks he's a feminist, but he's not.

Never in the history of our show has a single word caused so many people to be so uncomfortable. Hear how Shakespeare invented two of the most important elements of modern rock concerts. And just a terrible, terrible music festival.

Michelangelo gets some “helpful” advice as he paints the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. One day in your thirties or forties you throw your back out reaching for the phone. Coach Carlson offers his unique insight into Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet.

What if Loreena McKennitt sang an ethereal ode to Edson, Alberta? Forget first person Shooters - the cutting-edge video games are now first person Knitters. And all the instructions you need for your shiny new iphone 9.

Darth Vader gives you directions while cleaning his kitchen drawer. Sometimes it’s great to be Canadian, even if you’re a superhero. Every musician is telling you to get up on the floor – but who’s going to CLEAN that floor?

Which member of the Irrelevant Show cast are you? An audience at a rock show calls out for “one more song!”, and they mean it. And Jocelyn Ahlf is joined by cast members Jana and Amy singing the praises of sexy, sexy stay at home dads.

A young man tries to quit smoking, while explaining to his mom how to download a podcast. Martin points out why eternal life might not be a walk in the park. That Liam Neeson character from the Taken movies might not be the easiest neighbour to live with.

Finally, an epic movie speech where the king tells the soldiers what’s really going to happen in the battle. Jocelyn Ahlf sings about her shameful secret – she can’t cook a turkey. Two guys debate which of them “killed it” the most in that work meeting.

Meet George – a man whose life is extremely boring except for the two weeks a year he vacations at a Mexican all-inclusive. Beat poetry performed by your Mom and Dad. Would it kill you to listen? If you like puns, or you hate puns, this sketch is for you.

Carly Heffernan brings us Fun Facts about her home town. A dramatic and little-known chapter of Canadian history – the 19th century nudist colony at James Bay. George Westerholm sings a proud anthem on behalf of all renters.

The Irrelevant Show proudly presents, the Lego Superman Movie. George Westerholm sings about his new religion, and invites us to worship him and also brunch. And one of the leading bands of the folk-rock wave teams up with the Toronto Symphony Orchestra.

An exciting new CD of sounds your Dad makes. George Westerholm sings a Bowie-style song about the first busker in space. And you know what would make the 2015 Pan Am Games more fun? Sam Elliott doing play-by-play of synchronized swimming.

A hard-hitting documentary about Loreena’s rise from the harp battles of Morden Manitoba to stardom. A man finally speaks up about the weird stuff going on at his book club. And a n exterminator breaks the bad news to a customer: You’ve Got Panthers.

A man finally speaks up about the weird stuff going on at his book club.

An exterminator breaks the bad news to a customer: You’ve Got Panthers.

Recorded at Calgary’s YYC Comedy festival. Includes Stuart McLean Reads Heavy Metal Lyrics, Kris Demeanor song THE LAST ICE CREAM Man and more.

Chemainus Song, Benedergency Cumbertact, More Ten Commandments, and more.

“Snap of the Glove” song, NHL Agreement, Male Birth Control and more.

Bad Storyteller of Newfoundland, Message from God, Hockey Mom, Cowboys Shootout, Kieran Martin Murphy’s Karaoke song and more.

Giving Directions in Vancouver, Edmonton and Regina, Wolf Girlfriend, Alien Postgame, Oz, Blog Writer’s Waltz and more.

Oilers 2029 Broadcast, Rick the Guy who Thinks He’s a Feminist, Joni Mitchell Boxing Day Song, Meditation Chips, Manklet and more.

Pleasure, Shakespeare Heckler, Wild Beast Music Festival, Sidney Crosby Blackmail, Grout Song and more.

Frank the Janitor, Jocelyn Ahlf “Back” Song, Music of Your Life, Coach Carlson Romeo and Juliet, and more.

Jocelyn Ahlf Edson Song, Seniors’ RPG, iphone ad, James Bond and Q, Skydivers and more.

Preoccupied Celebrity GPS, Wolverine and Magneto, Jocelyn Ahlf Floor Song, New Dad Kit and more.

Irrelevant Show Personality Quiz, Encore, Stay at Home Dad song, Oliver Twist and more.

Mom Downloads A Podcast, Siblings presents Jordan Lightfoot, Kieran Martin Murphy “Live Forever” song, Taken 6, Workplace Improv and more.

Epic Hero Speech, Turkey Song, You Killed It, Potluck Potlaw, Dogs and First Year University Students, Genie and more.

Kieran Martin Murphy song “Vacation Jorge”, Power Outage, Beat Poetry Parents, Puntervention, Shock Jock and more.

From the Toronto Sketch Festival: Fun Toronto Facts, James Bay Nudists, George Westerholm Renter Song, Grocery Store Action movie and more.

Lego Superman, Lumineers and TSO, Naked at the Y, Dickens Playdate, New Religion Song and more. Recorded at the Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival.

Dad CD, Space Busker Song, Pan Am Games with Stuart McLean and Sam Elliott, Every Spoon Has a Story, and more.

Behind the Music: Loreena McKennitt, Roughriders’ Love Song, You’ve Got Panthers, Book Club, Toques, Men and Women tell the Same Stories.

Book Club - Sketch

Panthers - Sketch