Sexy Canada Song, Home Camping Kit, Duvet, Music History Moments and more.
“Sexy Canada” song celebrates frostbitten sensuality of Great White North, Home Camping Kit recreates disgusting ordeal of camping in the convenience of your home, and Man seriously expects anyone to...
View ArticleLi’l Shouty, Balcony Strong Song, Casual Batman, Hal Fass Renos, Phone...
Shout your stress away with Li’l Shouty, the pillow you can scream into. “Balcony Strong” song celebrates hardscrabble life of dude who grows plants on balcony. And Casual Friday all well and good...
View ArticleUpstreamers, Bidet, The Rambler, Morrissey “Tweaked My Achilles” Song and more.
When this plane stops, man in 8C is going back to row 14 to get his carry-on bag - rest of you can go to hell. Man experiences wonder of bidet for first time. And Morrissey, now aged 57, sings doleful...
View ArticleBob Ross Audio Podcast, Canada Mentioned on Tonight Show, Space Launch,...
Bob Ross teaches art of painting clouds on new audio podcast. Mention of Canada on American TV sparks national celebration. And a personal worst-cast scenario, astronaut notices wasp in flight capsule.
View ArticleWalkup Music, Warranty, Mom Sounds, Why Do I Still Live Here Dance, Sexy...
‘Mom Sounds’ collection fills your heart with Mom’s love and your head with her disapproving voice. “Sexy Halloween costumes for him” give men full experience of Halloween fun and objectification.
View ArticleSenate Song, Greg Gang, Standing Ovation Man, Story Hostage, Millennial Real...
Canadian government tries to attract applicants for Senate with Village People style song, Real estate agent specializes in showing millennials houses they can’t afford and a solitary hero refuses to...
View ArticleGoalie Thoughts, Boomer Band song, Making of Fire Log 2: A New Flame, Men’s...
When puck is at other end of ice, goalie takes stock of his life, wonders if opposing goalie is lonely too. Boomer rock band now in 45th year of touring . Canadian film-makers reinvent fireplace video...
View ArticleSelf-appointed Martyrs, Eat Everything song, Scones, Casual Hang and more.
Self-appointed martyr honoured for saving TV finale until partner can watch too. Woman who’s never seen a scone before unable to believe she’s supposed to eat that thing. Millennial time-travelers...
View ArticleReply All song, Juice Parents, Star Wars Talk, Airplane Bathroom, Security...
Operatic song immortalizes those damn people who Reply All. Parents ruin young son’s childhood by introducing him to Star Wars prequels. And Universally despised neighbour puts up Christmas lights in...
View ArticleFun Vancouver Facts, Extreme Wedding, Chemainus Song, Steve 2.0 and more.
Bungee wedding that seemed like awesome idea quickly descends into confusion, shouting. Rollicking showtune celebrates the natural beauty and many yard sales of Chemainus. Ex-boyfriend points to...
View ArticleImportant Man song, Other Banffy Parks, Woman Who Didn’t Like Timmy’s,...
Thank you sir, for interrupting my story to explain something the rest of us already understand. With Banff booked solid, Parks Canada launches campaign to divert traffic. Woman who admits she’s “not a...
View ArticleStompin’ Through Europe, Airport Croissant, Breaking News from your Dog, Less...
Stompin’ Tom rhymes “Louvre” with “hors d’ouvres” in little-known album about Europe. Inventor of 9-dollar airport croissant praised for perfect fusion of stale/soggy. Today Canadians are celebrating...
View ArticleLitterbox That Says I Love You, Review of Future James Bond movie, Cold...
Litter box that says ‘I love you’ allows cat owners to experience affection. Critic confidently reviews next James Bond movie, despite fact that it doesn’t exist yet. Hear singer’s triumphant...
View ArticleMansbridge Auditions, Honest Sports, Adult Women Addicted to TV Teenage...
EXCLUSIVE LEAKED AUDIO: Celebrity auditions to replace Peter Mansbridge. NHL coverage on national sports network just 6 minutes of panelists yelling “Leafs” And a documentary reveals secret shame of...
View ArticleThe Baby, Bookstore, Becoming My Mother, Vancouver Song, Podcast Roundup and...
WWE wrestler ‘The Baby’ destroys opponent by sucking his nose and leaving Lego lying around the ring. Bookstore sells charming assortment of candles, pillows, globes, no books whatsoever and mason...
View ArticleTiny House, Tax Song, Canadian Serial, Best Steak, Panda Soap Opera, Yankee...
Young Vancouver couple thrilled to find 4 square foot condo to call their own. Tax song turns panic, frustration of last-minute tax filing into an aria. New podcast Canadian Serial promises...
View ArticleOur first show from Victoria! Mom Facebook, Fun Victoria Facts, Post-Game...
Time-saver Mom Facebook automatically likes all your kids’ posts. World chess champion describes deciding match. And a song invites Canadians to celebrate, and try to spell, sesquicentennial.
View ArticleMarathon, Mortgage Interview, Victoria Song, K-Marche, Alien Encounter,...
In 490 B.C., Pheidippides runs Marathon-to-Athens with news of victory, crowd asks which charity he ran for. Mortgage application process now involves groveling, singing and Greco-Roman wrestling.
View ArticleNap Coach, Helium Leak, Sleep All Night Long Song, Millennial Mail and more.
Edmonton Oilers’ turnaround attributed to hiring nap coach for young “sleepy bears” Helium Corp president gravely denies helium leak in cartoonish squeaky voice. In Barry White style song, middle-aged...
View ArticleApple Pay Robbery, Success 5000 song “Pretty Big Deal”, Doctor The Guess Who...
This robbery would go a lot more smoothly if we could just give you cash instead of doing Apple Pay. Comedy duo’s appearance on CBC Radio earns them coffee mugs and parents’ respect.Meet the...
View ArticleFun Kelowna Facts, Darth Vader Performance Review, Spaguana, Vegas Trip,...
Actual Mayor of Kelowna Colin Basran presents fun facts about city’s best and worst features. H.R. guy asks Darth Vader to please consider killing fewer underlings. And pet lizards and reptiles receive...
View ArticleDenise Goes to a Movie, Doctor The Guess Who Chapter 3, Multi-Hit Wonder,...
New Dolby 8.2 promises best movie sound ever to be drowned out by disgusting popcorn chomping. Doctor the Guess Who Chapter 3: The Yonge Street elongification. Pop band follows smash hit song Party All...
View ArticleInside the House, E-Cig Man, Oh Nooo!, Future Review: Spiderman, Success 5000...
Man with E-Cigarette bewitches café-goers with aura of mystery and coolness. Wife claims husband’s hideous furniture and clothing stolen by very selective burglars. The Spiderman Homecoming review our...
View ArticleSEASON FINALE: David Attenborough Hates Leopards, Batman Keys, Dog Who Says I...
Naturalist David Attenborough marvels at all living creatures except leopards, “those obnoxious jerks.” Batman has to retrace night of galas, fistfights and skulking in shadows to figure out where he...
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